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Izzysaurus

Elizabeth.
21.
Musically Inclined.
Friendly to some but not all.
Strike up a conversation.
Apr 17 '14

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)

Apr 17 '14

(Source: its-happyhappy)

Apr 17 '14

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

Apr 17 '14

(Source: janblue)

Apr 17 '14

relahvant:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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Wfftipwff!

Apr 17 '14

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

Apr 17 '14

(Source: lionwar)

Apr 17 '14

(Source: makemestfu)

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

enticingly-seductivie:

almondmilkpapi:

it is dying

Good fucking morning.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Apr 17 '14

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)

Apr 17 '14

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed)

Apr 17 '14

(Source: kittyklaws)

Apr 17 '14

dommiebear:

You can tell people things, or you can make people feel things… The former is pointless without the latter.

Apr 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

Describe a bad blowjob

nicevagina: